this trenta iced coffee did NOTHING about waking me up rude

imbrittsimpson:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

FUCK THIS POST OMFG THIS FUCKING POST THIS IS THE REASON PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS ORDER “CHEESE & PEPPERONI” OR “CHEESE & SAUSAGE” PIZZA LIKE THE CHEESE COMES ON THE PIZZA WHEN I READ UR ORDER BACK AS “ONE PEPPERONI PIZZA” DO NOT CORRECT ME OR TELL ME I FORGOT THE CHEESE LIKE U R ORDERING A PIZZA A PIZZA COMES WITH CHEESE AND SAUCE AND CRUST - THIS IS WHAT MAKES IT A PIZZA AND NOT BEEF ON BREAD
OH
FUCKING
KAY

imbrittsimpson:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

 (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

FUCK THIS POST OMFG THIS FUCKING POST THIS IS THE REASON PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS ORDER “CHEESE & PEPPERONI” OR “CHEESE & SAUSAGE” PIZZA LIKE THE CHEESE COMES ON THE PIZZA WHEN I READ UR ORDER BACK AS “ONE PEPPERONI PIZZA” DO NOT CORRECT ME OR TELL ME I FORGOT THE CHEESE LIKE U R ORDERING A PIZZA A PIZZA COMES WITH CHEESE AND SAUCE AND CRUST - THIS IS WHAT MAKES IT A PIZZA AND NOT BEEF ON BREAD

OH

FUCKING

KAY

(Source: ollielephant, via iamnotwhoioncewas)

wolfenguy:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

image

(Source: communistbakery, via iteleport)

hemidemisplemmyquaver:

I don’t think google gets enough credit sometimes

hemidemisplemmyquaver:

I don’t think google gets enough credit sometimes

(via camsfarts)

anarcho-celt:

stay-human:

fallintoyourarmstonight:

All you need to know

I almost spit milk all over my keyboard. 

Isreal, UK and USA confirmed for asshole states.

anarcho-celt:

stay-human:

fallintoyourarmstonight:

All you need to know

I almost spit milk all over my keyboard. 

Isreal, UK and USA confirmed for asshole states.

(via aloneveganreed)

nerdymouse:

Yet they claim that the queer community is overly sexual and puts our sex lives out there. Straight people are weird. 

(via camsfarts)

piercethemen:

I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me

(via ugly)