emoij:

Tumbler be like: why isn’t there platonic anal fingering????!!?! (uwu) friendly reminder it’s okay to lick a friends ass hole!!!

(via brony-friendzoney-420)

fileformat:

**uses my gender studies degree to pop my pussy even more severely than before**

(via houseoffail)

pantiesofficial:

when kids knead two colors of clay together and screw everything up

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(via bootyaficionado)

wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

(via ballofawkwardness)

compassionandcooking:

sherlockboi:

Feels spam, prapare to cry.

Oh it’s alright, I didn’t really need all those tears anyway

(via basicblake)

dlubes:

gayweeb:

these are the stories I want in my feed

no one better to choose from to put huge amounts of drugs up their butt than a gay porn star am i right

dlubes:

gayweeb:

these are the stories I want in my feed

no one better to choose from to put huge amounts of drugs up their butt than a gay porn star am i right

(via helyon)

outcense:

outcense:

"you’re gay/bi? I’m sorry but like… how do I know you won’t have a crush on me?" because you just said that

im glad this post is still a thing

(via beardedwolf)